And here I go thinkin' a month ain't long enough. Prayin' for money and my Mama's safety, yessir. Fuggin' promises, promises..

1. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be?
I don't even know, Neil Fallon or something. He'd better not make a damn mess outta my apartment, though. Try so hard to keep it clean.. D:<

2. If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?
Blondie "The Good".

3. What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"Fuckin' Sweet Justice."

4. Do you speak in a high voice when you are talking to a dog?
Sometimes, yeh. Got a soft spot for 'em.

5. Do you know how a bus driver closes the door to the bus, when the YES :I
What the fuck does this mean.

6. Have you ever eaten food meant for an animal?
Yessir.

7. What are you thinking of doing for a senior prank?
I done finished my high school years. Can't even remember if we did a prank or what.

8. Are you friends with any nerdy people?
Yeh.

9. Do you buy those pants with the holes in them?
No.

10. If you do, why don't you just go make your own holes in them? And if you don't, why don't you buy them?
I wear the damn pants 'til they're ragged and can't feckin' be worn no more. Yeesh.

11. Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were younger?
Define 'imaginary'.

12. Have you ever told a lie, in which you would get into REALLY big rouble if you had told the truth?
Of course. Not real fond of the lying, though.

13. Do you believe in God?
Yessir.

14. If you do believe, why do you? And if not, why don't you believe?
Gotta have a little faith. And I've seen some mighty good things come outta believing.

15. How do you feel about "emo bands"?
Fuck 'em up the ass, I hate that shit.

16. You are in jail. Some dumbass starts a fire and sets the whole building in flames. You are in your jail cell, and the cops have died from burns. What do you do?
If there's no possible way out and the cell is locked, and I know it's The End, inhale the smoke as I'm a-singin' 'O Death'. :/

17. Is the cup half full, or half empty right now?
It's always half full with me.

18. Have you ever tried to do "the worm" while underwater?
Yes.

19. Where is your dad?
Home, I think.

20. Some guy in an alley kidnaps you. He says that you will choose one of your best friends to die. If you say you don't pick one, then he kills you. What would you say?
"Sir, there's this kid, and his name is CRAIG VOGT. That's my best friend."

I see what I did there.
Sometimes I feel like gettin' on a train and never coming back.. >8/ 'Specially since I'm feeling particularly idjit-worthy right now.
-D.